The key is to have a plan, a good plan.
The best location? Outside,walking at a park. Never break up with someone within two weeks of a major holiday or his/her birthday. The longer it takes, the worse it is for everybody involved. Location, Location, Location. We've all spent some time stuck in a relationship we didn't wantto be in because we didn't have the heart (or some other equipment)to end it. Happy Freaking Birthday.
Maybe we don't want to hurt someone we've been close to, or worse, maybe it's clear right away we're dealing with a nut andwe shouldn't be the trigger for an economy-sized bottle of Prozac and a six-week stint at the Bendy Willow Psychiatric Center.
The worst place to break up? At a party or work. Another key to effective breakups is precise timing. Is there a method to make it permanent without causing permanent damage?
If you say, "we fight too much" or "you don't seem happy" your soon to be ex partner may offer to change, taking all the air out of your break-up and landing you right back in the relationship.
Hire A Hit Man.Worst-case scenario, you're too a weenie tobreakup with your girl or guy yourself, you can alwaysresort to the newest companion service to online dating.For a small fee, lets breakup will inform your wish-you-were-my-ex of the relationship's demise by phone, email or snailmail. She squeaks when she blows her nose. It's just not nice, and you don't want that what-goes-around-comes-around thing biting you in the ass when your turn as the dumpee rolls back around.
It's crowded enough to ensure you won't havea big scene, but private enough your dumpee won't feel like he orshe is naked at a funeral. Other agreeable break up locales include restaurants (but not a favorite restaurant) or a walk around the block. Make that a month for Valentine'sDay and Christmas. Sex on the first date
Sex on the first date
avoid premature ejaculation
The second Sex and the City movie is even worse than the first
***Lisa Daily is the author of Stop Getting Dumped! All you should know to make men fall madly deeply in love with you andmarry "The One" in 3 years or less. He eats like a rabid pig.It's just not working out.
(As in, "Hey Lula, what are you doingnow that you do not have plans for tonight? Laundry?")
The one thing worse than being dumped is being dumped in front of people you're going to have to see regularly.
Whenever you end the relationship, make sure to make your reasonsrelevant only to you. The Sex sucks. The best places to have "the talk" are both public but fairly private, with a convenient escape route. It's impossible for someone to argue with you about reasons that pertain only to you. If you're ending the relationship at a restaurant, do it only after the check has come and you've paid for dinner.
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